Articles by Flapping Phoenix Ranmal


When Doves Cry

How can u just leave me standing? Alone in a world that’s so cold? (So cold) Maybe I’m just 2 demanding Maybe I’m just like my father 2 bold Maybe you’re just like my mother She’s never satisfied (She’s never…


I’m not stoopid – you’se stoopid!

So I guess I should make a return to the site I helped BUILD. Yes motherfucker, I’m the man around here. Steve takes credit for my work, oh yeah, the truth is out now, sucka! See, for MONTHS Hill and…


Keeping it “Gangsta”

I got to get more money than you got, So what, if some muthafucka gets shot? That’s how the game is played, Another brother slayed, the wound is deep BUT they’re givin us a Band Aid. My education’s low but…


The State of the Website Rankings?

Earlier tonight, I had the pleasure of being in a chat room with someone called “REV.” I STILL don’t know who this guy is. He said, “I’m me.” Yeah, that’ll let us know who you are, dick. He was in…


Re: Marks

“I loved the offensive use of a booger by Demento, this guy never ceases to amuze me. Gallienero seems to be getting better and better with every match. HE BEAT LOGAN X DAMMIT, YOU HAVE TO RESPECT HIM!!!!!!” McCord, I’ve…