By Silverback, PWG Staff Writer
Hetch Hetchy Junction, CA – So it was Free Cone Day (and Voter Registration Day) at Ben & Jerry”s today, and Pro Wrestling Guerrilla”s (http://www.prowrestlingguerrilla.com) own Silverback was there to get his. While the line wasn”t too long, it did stretch a bit down the block, and during the waiting process, a Frenchman came by on a bike and says to no one in particular “Waat ees zees line for?” Not getting a response, the Frenchman repeated the question, and someone in the line says “Free ice cream,” to which Pierre replies “OH! Even zee sorbet?!” With that being said, Pro Wrestling Guerrilla is proud to announce “44 Ways To Kill You With A Pimento” at the Santa Ana Elks Lodge on Saturday, May 22, 2004 at 8:00PM!Returning from his suspension by PWG Commissioner Paul T., and a Las Vegas vacation thanks to the great folks at Southwest Airlines, PWG Champion “Scrap Iron” Adam Pearce is rested, relaxed, and completely prepared to defend the PWG Title. As champion, Adam Pearce is allowed to make certain demands of PWG and Commissioner Paul T., but defending the title in a “Lay-Z-Boy Recliner Deathmatch,” was instantly shot down, not because of the ridiculousness of the match, but because the cost of all those recliners was astronomical. Commissioner Paul T instead suggested a traditional title defense against “the King Of Bling-Bling” Babi Slymm, since they seemed so eager to go after one another in March. Slymm, as angry as ever, quickly accepted the shot at the title, and Pearce”s response of “whatever” was taken as acceptance, and the match was signed! In a display of Audio-Visual wonderment, fans can also expect to see:
Hardkore Kidd vs. “The Future” Frankie Kazarian
X-Foundation (Scott Lost & Joey Ryan) vs. Ballard Brothers (Shane & Shannon Ballard)
“Shooting Star” Bobby Quance vs. Ricky Reyes
PWG Tag Team Championship Match
S.B.S. (Excalibur & Super Dragon) (c) vs. Josh Prohibition & MDogg20
PWG Championship Match
“Scrap Iron” Adam Pearce (c) vs. Babi Slymm
Plus Scorpio Sky, B-Boy, Disco Machine, “Tornado” Tony Kozina, Pinoy Boy, Quicksilver, “Photogenic” Chris Bosh, Charles Mercury, & Top Gun Talwar are all scheduled to appear!
Pro Wrestling Guerrilla “44 Ways To Kill You With A Pimento” takes place Saturday, May 22, 2004 at the Santa Ana Elks Lodge, at 8:00PM. The Santa Ana Elks Lodge is located at 212 S. Elk Lane, Santa Ana, CA 92701. Tickets are only $15 each, and will be available at the door. For more information, please visit http://www.prowrestlingguerrilla.com or email info@prowrestlingguerrilla.com.
