The Alternative Wrestling Show and the NWA present:
The Inaugural AWS TURKEY SANDWICH
Saturday, November 26, 2005; 1:30PM Bell time
Frank ‘N’ Sons Collectables Arena
19649 E. San Jose Ave – City of Industry, CA
Editorial Note: We associated with the Alternative Wrestling Show have
a very simple message to all those people who continue to opine over missing
our shows. To everyone who reads results, looks at Shanesphotos’ pictures
and then says “I wish I had been there” to anyone who will listen
– SHUT UP AND COME TO THE SHOW! You know what you’re missing, so why
are you missing it? Come on out, watch the show and get some early holiday shopping
done at Frank ‘N’ Sons. What mother wouldn’t be happy to open
up a package to find a rare copy of G.I. Joe #21 “The Silent Issue”
on that merriest of Christmas mornings? You’re gonna be fat and happy from
eating pounds of Turkey anyway, so it’s the perfect way to spend your Turkey-day
weekend!
The card is scheduled as follows:
AWS Heavyweight Title Match
Champion: Human Tornado
Challenger: Al Katrazz
Every man has his snapping point and Al Katrazz seems to have reached his. The
big man from the big house has been a staple of AWS from its inception, highlighting
numerous main events both in singles and tag team action. Katrazz’s tag
team title reigns with 4 different partners may never be matched, but until
now he has never received a shot at the AWS Heavyweight Title. In fact, very
few people have ever given him the respect he believes he is due as the franchise
player of AWS. When Human Tornado missed hitting a corkscrew moonsault from
the top of the cage onto Pearce and mistakenly hit Katrazz, it appeared to be
the final straw. Katrazz laid into the already bloody and battered Tornado with
a series of rights and the two had to be pulled apart. Tornado has continued
to say it was a mistake. Katrazz has not commented since the incident. With
his history in AWS it was a no-brainer when he asked for a title shot. The question
is – what does Al Katrazz really want? The AWS Title or a piece of the
man who he believes has stolen his thunder?
AWS Tag Team Championship
Champions: Junior & R2K
Challengers: Los Chivos (Kayam y Enigma de Oro)
At AWS: Halloween Slaughterhouse II an upset of monumental proportions took
place. The Nine-Month Title Reign of Los Chivos as AWS Tag Team Champions came
to an end in a three-way match with Arrogance and Junior & R2K. Most felt
that Scott Lost and Joey Ryan (subbing for Chris Bosh who was recovering from
botched penis enlargement surgery) were the true challengers for the titles.
It seems everyone was looking ahead, as out of nowhere Junior pinned Enigma
de Oro with a cradle rollup. The young luchadors could not believe it. They
became the new AWS Tag Champs and, more importantly, they can always lay claim
to being the only ones capable of knocking Los Chivos off the top of the mountain!
Los Chivos screamed to high heavens and demanded an immediate rematch. They
will get it at Turkey Sandwich 2005!
Super Grudge Tag Match
The Aerial Express (Scorpio Sky & Quicksilver) vs.
Antonio Mestre & Lil’ Nate (w/Pete Goodman)
Lil’ Nate turned his back on the fans and is now a two time AWS LA Light
Heavyweight Champion after taking the belt back from Quicksilver in a street
fight that saw everything including a grappling hook be used as a weapon. Everyone
was shocked to see Nate’s new buddies, Antonio Mestre and the “injured”
Pete Goodman, get involved in the melee. Scorpio Sky couldn’t sit back
and simply watch the carnage unfold, so he came to the aid of Quicksilver. Due
to the events that took place, Sky made the call to reunite with Quicksilver
and reform the amazing Aerial Express. What will the future hold for these 4
men? Will they all shake hands and play “Chutes and Ladders” together?
Probably not, but who knows, the show is named Turkey Sandwich, so anything
officially goes.
Brass Knuckles on a Pole
The Forgotten (Charles Mercury & Johnny Paradise w/Dino Winwood) vs.
Hook Bomberry & Lionheart
In what has turned into a high intensity feud between some of the top young
wrestlers in the area, these teams set to meet for the third and final time
at Turkey Sandwich with the Brass Knuckles in full effect! During their last
bout, manager Dino Winwood interjected a pair of brass knuckles into the post
match festivities allowing “The Forgotten” to lay a crisp beatdown
on Hook and Lionheart. The ever-popular duo has stated that they won’t
stand for it, and this time the brass knuckles will be placed high on a pole
and the first team to get to them will get to use them. If all goes as planned,
this one should settle the score as Merc & Jerc face Hook and Lionheart
one more time!
Alex Koslov vs. The Plague (w/C. Edward Vander Pyle)
In an effort to further infuriate his archrival Babi Slymm, C. Edward Vander
Pyle immediately signed his new man, the Plague, to do battle with Slymm last
show.
Slymm and Plague battled to a double count-out at Halloween Slaughterhouse II
in a match that included the Plague not only gorilla pressing Slymm, but doing
3 reps with him in the air. Just as it seemed that a rematch was inevitable,
Vander Pyle grabbed an open contract signed by the young Koslov who is looking
to continue his impressive streak in AWS. When asked why he didn’t answer
Slymm’s challenge for the rematch, Vander Pyle said, “To hell with
Slymm. That onionhead got served and in due time, he’ll be dealt with properly.”
So it seems that the monster Plague will take on the Russian Hooligan. There
may be no leftovers after this one. Will Slymm figure into the mix?
Babi Slymm vs. Aaron Aguilera
Since Slymm was denied facing the Plague due to Vander Pyle’s games, he
issued an open challenge to anyone who feels man enough to step in the ring
with him. Slymm stated that if no one answers the challenge then he will accept
it as a count-out victory over the entire state and then he will go home and
eat Fritos with Hi-Yu the Tru Gangsta Diva. Surprisingly, the former “Hardkore
Kidd” answered the call. He was quoted as saying, “Man Dawg, it’s
cool. I like Slymm but I’m a competitor. I want to prove myself against
the best in AWS so “F” it bro, I’ll wrestle him and then help
El Jefe give some more helpful hints to Rick Knox for his magazine. I don’t
know what’s up with Katrazz so I have to get ready to make my own way.”
What will happen in this friendly battle? We will find out at Turkey Sandwich
2005.
“Scrap Iron” Adam Pearce (w/C. Edward Vander Pyle) vs.
The Legendary Sexy Chino
After being taken to the limit in one of the most brutal steel cage matches
in SoCal history, Adam Pearce noticed a fly buzzing around his head. That fly
was The Legendary Sexy Chino who had climbed over the cage to get at Pearce
during his post match show of poor sportsmanship on Human Tornado. Pearce quickly
dispatched of Chino and went back to the beating, which was eventually broken
up by about half the locker room. When the realization set in on Pearce that
he had lost his last shot at Tornado’s AWS title, he and Vander Pyle quickly
realized that they would be forced into a position that Pearce hasn’t seen
in years – to start from the bottom and work his way back up. With all
the frustration that has been built up in Pearce, this may be the worst beating
that Chino will ever suffer. Pearce has already stated that the only dancing
that Chino will do at Turkey Sandwich 2005 will be in the form of convulsions.
In lieu of flowers, the AWS family asks that you make donations to the Red Cross
in the name of “The Legendary Sexy Chino” at www.redcross.org.
All this comes your way on November 26! Also on the card will be “The
Iceman” Webster Dauphiney and making his return to AWS, Tommy “Komei”
Williams!
You’ll be kicking yourself if you miss this show, so come out and see some of
the hottest wrestling action on the West Coast!
The Alternative Wrestling Show and the NWA present:
The Inaugural AWS TURKEY SANDWICH
Saturday, November 26, 2005; 1:30PM Bell time
Frank ‘N’ Sons Collectables Arena
19649 E. San Jose Ave – City of Industry, CA
www.alternativewrestlingshow.com
