“The Secret Of The Ooze” Update & PWG DVD’s now shipping!
By Silverback, PWG Staff Writer
Hermosa Beach, CA – Making it to Japan is one of the biggest goals a professional wrestler can have in their career, but once there, much like the Chinese Opium the Chinamen are so famous for, Japan can become addicting. Therefore, due to commitments in Japan, American Dragon will be unable to attend and compete at Pro Wrestling Guerrilla’s (http://www.prowrestlingguerrilla.com) “The Secret Of The Ooze” on August 14. When PWG Commissioner Paul T. heard about this, he first thought American Dragon was addicted to opium, and went on a 25 minute rant about how “we should have never hired that strung out junkie” in the first place.” Then he heard it was Japan, not opium, which was forcing American Dragon to miss the show, to which Paul T. was overheard saying “I guess that cracka ain’t so bad. Now who’s gonna fight Samoa Joe on the 14th?”After many hours of work in the PWG “War Room,” which looks surprisingly similar to a 1967 Volkswagen Bus parked near a prime surfing location, Paul T. decided that a dream match must become a reality. A match that has been teased for nearly 3 years now must take place. Fans all over Southern California, the United States, and the world have been eagerly awaiting this match. The one man who would fill the shoes of American Dragon will be… Sexy Chino!!? After shouting “Sexy Chino!” for 10 minutes, Commissioner T., in an act fitting of his position and rank here at PWG, promptly passed out. When he came to, he realized that perhaps his fellow Korean, Sexy Chino, would not be right for that match, and changed it to Samoa Joe vs. Super Dragon.
The line up for “The Secret Of The Ooze” is now:
PWG Championship Title Match
“The Future” Frankie Kazarian (c) vs. “Classic” Colt Cabana
Super Mania Dream Match
Samoa Joe vs. Super Dragon
CM Punk vs. Ricky Reyes
Josh Prohibition vs. Puma
“Photogenic” Chris Bosh vs. Joey Ryan
Tag Team Gauntlet Match (Order Of Entry To Be Determined By 2/3 Fall Rock-Paper-Scissors Backstage)
Supa Badd & Human Tornado vs. Los Rojo Locos vs. Phoenix Star & Quicksilver vs. Disco Machine & Excalibur vs. Top Gun Talwar & Charles Mercury
With the Southern California return of Donovan Morgan, plus Apollo Kahn, Brad Bradley, Babi Slymm, & more scheduled to appear!
Also, fans who have pre-ordered any of the DVD’s recently added to www.prowrestlingguerrilla.com will be happy to hear that the DVD’s are now in stock, and will be shipping this week. “The Musical,” “Kee_ The _ee Out Of Our _ool!,” “88 Miles Per Hour,” and “Taste The Radness” will also be available this weekend at finer pro wrestling events across Southern California for only $15 each.
Pro Wrestling Guerrilla”s “The Secret Of The Ooze” takes place Saturday, August 14, 2004 at the Hollywood-Los Feliz JCC, at 8:00PM. The Hollywood-Los Feliz JCC is located at 1110 Bates Ave., Los Angeles, CA 90029. Tickets are only $15 each, and will be available at the door. For more information, please visit http://www.prowrestlingguerrilla.com or email info@prowrestlingguerrilla.com
