By Silverback, PWG Staff Writer
Incline, CA – There comes a time in every man”s life when he has to learn about his roots, where he came from, what makes him who he is today, and that day is August 14, 2004 for the young man known as Pro Wrestling Guerrilla (http://www.prowrestlingguerrilla.com). Much like man himself, PWG has risen from a formless, shapeless mass, the metaphorical “ooze” to become the supple, strapping young lad you see before you today. However, what became of that formless, shapeless mass? That metaphorical “ooze”? No one is really quite sure, and that”s why it”s a secret. But PWG is always willing to take a step back and examine where it came from, so explore with us this “ooze,” both metaphorical and literal.PWG Commissioner Paul T., being Siamese or Korean or whatever, has always been a big fan of “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,” the beloved comic book turned cartoon series turned feature length motion picture, it”s no coincidence this show was named “The Secret Of The Ooze.” Ever observant, Commissioner T. saw that PWG”s time of growth was coming at the same time as some of the most heated battles this promotion has ever seen. Much like Super Shredder, Samoa Joe fights in a most dishonorable fashion, attacking from behind, allowing jealousy to take control, using his cronies to fight his battles for him. American Dragon, channeling the spirits of four shelled reptiles, fights with honor and vigor, the kind that is usually only found in nature, or in a sewer, covered in radioactive waste! Commissioner Pedro Tanaka was suffering from a bit of sunstroke when he explained his reasoning, however he made it very clear that on August 14, fans will see:
PWG Championship Title Match
“The Future” Frankie Kazarian (c) vs. “Classic” Colt Cabana
Super No Time Limit Match
American Dragon vs. Samoa Joe
Josh Prohibition vs. Super Dragon
“Photogenic” Chris Bosh vs. Joey Ryan
Tag Team Gauntlet Match (Order Of Entry To Be Determined By 2/3 Fall Rock-Paper-Scissors Backstage)
Supa Badd & Human Tornado vs. Los Rojo Locos vs. Phoenix Star & Quicksilver vs. Disco Machine & Excalibur vs. Top Gun Talwar & Charles Mercury
With the Southern California return of Donovan Morgan, plus Ricky Reyes, Apollo Kahn, Puma, Brad Bradley, Babi Slymm, & more scheduled to appear!
Pro Wrestling Guerrilla”s “The Secret Of The Ooze” takes place Saturday, August 14, 2004 at the Hollywood-Los Feliz JCC, at 8:00PM. The Hollywood-Los Feliz JCC is located at 1110 Bates Ave., Los Angeles, CA 90029. Tickets are only $15 each, and will be available at the door. For more information, please visit http://www.prowrestlingguerrilla.com or email info@prowrestlingguerrilla.com
