By Silverback, PWG Staff Writer
Compton, California – Pro Wrestling Guerrilla cares about it’s fans. What’s in your DVD player right now? Don’t lie to us, we know what you were watching. We know what you were doing, too. It makes angels cry when you do that. However, live with shame no more! “Are You Adequately Prepared To Rock?!”, PWG’s best show yet, comes to DVD the first week of November! And because we care for you, the Southern California Wrestling Fan, so very, very deeply, we’re allowing fans to pre-order “Rock” (or AYAPTR, to the purists reading) right now! Visit http://www.prowrestlingguerrilla.com/merch/rock.html to pre-order your copy for only $19.99 (+ $3.95 shipping & handling), which is shipping in early November, or be left out, and wait till November 15 like everybody else!For those of you with a DVD player far to occupied for lowly Pro Wrestling Guerrilla DVD’s, or those offended by Team Chismo’s audio commentary (which will be featured on the “Are You Adequately Prepared To Rock?!” DVD,) Smart Mark Video (http://www.smartmarkvideo.com) will be offering both “Are You Adequately Prepared To Rock?!” and the “Bad Ass Mother 3000” title tournament very soon!
What’re you wearing right now? No, we don’t mean it that way. Are you wearing some moth eaten rag, full of holes? Did you snag your sleeve on the fence when you were fleeing from the cops last week? PWG cares, and is here to help. You’ll never walk freezing into the night again, not if you have a stylish Pro Wrestling Guerrilla Logo T-Shirt! Show your support of PWG, and show your friends what an individual you are by wearing the very same T-Shirt that Scott Lost wears every day! They’re only $18 (+ $3.95 shipping & handling,) and available at http://www.prowrestlingguerrilla.com, at shows all over the State of California, or even at “An Inch Longer Than Average!”, the next PWG show, coming up on November 15!
Did we hear you mention “An Inch Longer Than Average?” Are you looking forward to it? Well look forward to it no longer! Now, you must anticipate it! After losing the opening match at “Are You Adequetly Prepared to Rock?!”, Top Gun Talwar was furious, enraged, some might say! In this (possibly drug induced) rage, Top Gun directed some very hurtful comments toward Lil’ Cholo, even going so far as to blame him for their team’s loss! Lil’ Cholo was profoundly hurt by these comments, because for what he lacks in stature, he more than makes up for with heart. But despite his outwardly tough exterior, these verbal barbs hurt Cholo on the inside, hurt so much he challenged Top Gun to a match at “An Inch Longer Than Average!” In a battle reminiscent of the Sharks and Jets, Cholo’s gang of himself, “Photogenic” Chris Bosh, and Pinoy Boy will rumble with Top Gun Talwar and his distant relatives, The Ballard Brothers!
Already announced for “An Inch Longer Than Average!”:
• Jardi Frantz vs. MDogg 20
• X-Foundation (Scott Lost & Funky Billy Kim) vs. Team Chismo (Disco Machine & Excalibur)
• Hardkore Kidd vs. Samoa Joe
• Guerrilla Warfare Match: Joey Ryan vs. Super Dragon
• Adam Pearce vs. Colt Cabana
• PWG Championship Match: “The Future” Frankie Kazarian (c) vs. American Dragon
“An Inch Longer Than Average!” takes place Saturday, November 15, 2003, at the Westside Jewish Community Center, at 8:00PM. The Westside Jewish Community Center is located at 5870 Olympic Blvd., Los Angeles, CA 90036. Tickets are $18, available online at http://www.prowrestlingguerrilla.com, at the Alternative Wrestling Shop, or by mail (PWG Tickets, PO Box 1527, Temple City, CA 91780. Certified checks or money orders only, please, payable to J. Meehan.) For more information, please visit http://www.prowrestlingguerrilla.com or email info@prowrestlingguerrilla.com.
