By Silverback, PWG Staff Writer
San Andreas Fault, California – Wrestling fans, PWG has a question for you: Do you enjoy saving money? PWG does. That’s why this press release is very painful for me to write. For a limited time only, you, as a wrestling fan, can pre-order the 4 Disc DVD set of the Bad Ass Mother 3000 Title Tournament for the special price of $26.99 (+ $3.95 Shipping & Handling!) That’s a savings of $3.01 compared to the regular price of $30.00! Savings big? Yeah yeah yeah! That’s not small? No no no!Due to the overwhelming response of PWG’s first DVD, Joey Ryan wanted to make the Bad Ass Mother 3000 DVD set available early at a discounted rate. Scott Lost seconded this motion, however, Disco Machine, Excalibur, and Super Dragon were upset about the $0.01 savings on the last DVD, so one can imagine how enraged they were to hear about this phenomenal discount! The decisive vote came down to TopGun Talwar (who in the PWG Democracy holds 500 votes compared to the other member’s 1 vote each.) After a long period of deliberation, TopGun voted for the $3.01 discount, and was subsequently beaten and packaged into a crate, which was shipped to the guy who was too stupid to figure out the audio commentary track on the last DVD.
The Pro Wrestling Guerrilla “Bad Ass Mother 3000” DVD set is a four disc set, featuring: Both nights of the tournament, complete and uncut, photo galleries, skits, and a very special shoot interview with “The Technical Wizard” Joey Ryan, plus more!
If you are some sort of luddite who believes DVD technology will contribute to the downfall of society, a VHS version of the show (without the bonus features) will be available online at Smart Mark Video. (http://www.smartmarkvideo.com)
To purchase the DVD set early, you can visit www.prowrestlingguerrilla.com, regular mail (by sending a Certified Check or Money Order for $29.94 to PO Box 1527 Temple City, CA 91780, post marked no later than October 1, 2003.) The expected date of release is October 4, 2003.
After October 4, the show will cost the regular price of $29.99 through the PWG site (a one cent savings, as covered in a complex algorithm a few weeks ago,) or $30 at events all over Southern California, such as:
“Are You Adequately Prepared To Rock?”, which takes place Saturday, October 4, 2003, at the Westside Jewish Community Center, with doors opening at 7:30PM and 8:00PM belltime. The Westside Jewish Community Center is located at 5870 Olympic Blvd., Los Angeles, CA 90036. Tickets are $18, available online at http://www.prowrestlingguerrilla.com, at the Alternative Wrestling Shop, or by mail (PWG Tickets, PO Box 1527, Temple City, CA 91780. Certified checks or money orders only, please.) For more information, please visit http://www.prowrestlingguerrilla.com or email info@prowrestlingguerrilla.com.
If you haven’t bought your tickets yet, you risk missing the first ever PWG title defense by Bad Ass Mother 3000 winner Frankie Kazarian, who takes on “The Fallen Angel” Christopher Daniels and NWA Champion AJ Styles! Don’t miss it, or we’ll send TopGun to you, or after you, whichever you’d like less!
