I must apologize for my lack of posting here. It’s finals and I am mentally drained at the moment but I continue to strive for the enjoyment of you fine readers.
WHY WHY WHY?
*Why is XPW-TV’s opening sequence so damn long?
*Why doesn’t Pogo the Clown get a different gimmick? I always wanted to see an Ice Cream truck driver gimmick, he could fit the bill.
*Why couldn’t MPW have a show this month? I was looking forward to doing the security thing again and keeping order and what not.
*Why doesn’t everybody recognize the genius of Howard Stern?
*Why is Beetlejuice(from the Stern show) the funniest motherfucker around?
*Why did Sean Connery give up the James Bond Role after only 6 consecutive films?
*Why didn’t they show Jill Masterson’s golden ass in Goldfinger?
*Where has Ranmal been?As if I give a fuck!
*Why did George Lazenby only do one Bond movie?(On Her Majesty’s secret service)
*Why was I the only Jew to vote for Rob Black?
*Why does Rev Pro continue to amaze?
*Why doesn’t the WWF let Paul Heyman loose on WCW?
*Why the fuck does “The man they call REV” know so much about wrestling?
*Why does Roger Moore think Cuba Gooding Jr. should be the next Bond?
*Why does dwarf tossing seem so damn fun to do?
*Why doesn’t Rob Black make a porn spoof of Gilligans Island? I smell the money coming in
*Why does it seem like my 10 year old nephew can kick Kleinrock’s ass?
*Why the hell am I not writing for XPW? I’m a g-d damn creative writing major!!!
*Why does Vince Russo seem not too far away?
*Why does Lonnie constantly end his posts with that statement by the Toxic Avenger, or whatever the fuck his name is?
*Why does Nick constantly remind me of why I don’t want kids?
*Why are lapdances so fucking expensive?
*Why don’t I end this post?
To answer all or some of these questions…..contact me at BigDoronD@aol.com
