The Alternative View by Marco “Taco Shop” Nelson
NWA Pro Wrestling and the Alternative Wrestling Show presents:
AWS: SMASHING TABLES!
Saturday February 18, 2006 1:30PM Bell time
Frank ‘N’ Sons Collectables Arena
19649 E. San Jose Ave – City of Industry, CA
www.alternativewrestlingshow.com
All Tickets only $10!
All matches are sanctioned in accordance with the rules and regulations of the National Wrestling Alliance.
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Card subject to change.MAIN EVENT – 2-OUT-OF-3 TABLES MATCH
Babi Slymm vs. The Plague (w/Mr. Vander Pyle)
Two of the biggest and the baddest men in the history of the AWS square off in a brutal match-up that will see one of them thrown through not one, but TWO tables! Babi Slymm and the Plague first started this feud at Halloween Slaughterhouse 2 as they battled to a double count out. Then at 2005 Turkey Sandwich, Plague attacked Slymm during a match with Aaron Aguilera and proceeded (with help from Vander Pyle and Adam Pearce on the outside) to press Slymm over his head and out of the ring through two tables. Slymm missed the December shows due to the injuries suffered in this incident but came back in January to be the sole survivor in the 8-Man Elimination match that included the Plague. But survival wasn’t enough for Slymm as he returned the favor to Plague with a post match spear through yet another table. AWS Jedi Master Bart Kapitzke in his wiseness decided that if these guys want to put each other through tables so badly, then they can do it in a tables match. Will Plague overpower his mortal enemy? Will Slymm prove to all his gangstas that he is the better man? Will Vander Pyle be stupid enough to stick his nose into this one in any way, shape or form? Come on out on the 18th and see for yourself!
BONUS CHALLENGE TAG MATCH
Super Porky & Lil’ Cholo vs. Pete Goodman & Lil’ Nate
Lil’ Nate narrowly avoided losing his AWS LA Light Heavyweight Title to Lil’ Cholo at The Super Bart Shuffle. Most believe that he was not the better man that night, but rather the out and out shenanigans that he and sidekick Pete Goodman pulled allowed him the victory. Sick and tired of being outnumbered, Cholo decided to call the one person he knew would come to his aid. Unfortunately Cholo found out that day that Speedy Gonzalez was, in fact, a cartoon. Luckily Bart had Super Porky on his MySpace friend’s list and the match was set up. If you have never seen Super Porky live, do yourself a favor and come see the legend himself in person at the F’N’S Arena!
AWS TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH
Champions: Los Chivos (Kayam y Enigma de Oro)
Challengers: Midnight Dynamite (Johnny Paradise & Charles Mercury)
When the Chivos first won the AWS Tag Team Titles, they promised to bring about a new era of dominance. They have done just that! The belts, which used to be virtual hot potatoes, have now been securely around the waist of the Chivos for almost a year (they pretend the brief one month reign of R2K & Junior never happened). Midnight Dynamite have also brought about a new dominance. Very few individuals or tag teams anywhere in wrestling have been as annoying as Merc & Jerk. However, their recent winning streak can not be denied, culminating with a win over 3 teams at a recent AWS: 5 for 5 Part 2 Four Corners Match. Will Los Chivos add another team to their “We whooped their ass” column or will the artists formerly known as The Forgotten be able to end their reign? Don’t just sit back and wait for results, come out and see it live!
BONUS CHALLENGE TAG MATCH PART 2
AWS Heavyweight Champion The Human Tornado & Aaron Aguilera
Vs. “Scrap Iron” Adam Pearce & Al Katrazz (w/Mr. Vander Pyle)
To say that these four men have bad blood is like saying that the Sharks & the Jets disliked each other. The wars that have been waged between Vander Pyle’s men and Human Tornado have been epic, but now that Aaron Aguilera is solidly on the opposite side of his former Hardkore Inc. teammates, the stakes only get larger! Both Pearce and Katrazz want another shot at Tornado’s title, so expect them to do all they can to take him out, but they also consider Aguilera a sellout for turning his back on their old ways. Don’t expect handshakes and hugs after this one. Expect bandages and icepacks!
Alex Koslov vs. Fergal Devitt
At no point in history have Ireland and Russia ever officially been at war with each other. This will change on February 18th! Koslov, angry at the slow time keeper who he blames for his loss to Scorpio Sky at 545:2 with 4 seconds to go, takes on Devitt who is equally upset that he and partner Davis Storm came up on the short end of the Four Corners Tag Match that same evening. Both are looking to get on track in AWS. When asked if his NWA British Commonwealth Title would be on the line Devitt said “I’m fairly sure Russia has never been under UK rule.” Koslov responded “Damn right we haven’t, now go eat a potato!” Sheppard’s Pie vs. Borscht. The Blarney Stone vs. The Hammer & Sickle. Koslov vs. Devitt! Be there or miss it!
EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF TITLE SHOT CHALLENGE
TJ Perkins vs. Lionheart vs. Shane Ballard vs. Shannon Ballard vs. Karl Anderson vs. ????
When looking to the future of AWS, Bart Kapitzke has decided to let his wrestlers decide who will be the next in line for title shots. He has taken 3 of the top up and coming stars in Perkins, Lionheart and Anderson, two tag team specialists who also shine when on their own in the Ballard Brothers, and left one spot open for whoever sells the most raffle tickets. These 6 Men will square off and whoever scores the first pinfall or submission shall be given a title shot of his choosing at a future date in AWS!
The Legendary Sexy Chino vs. Crayz (w/Mr Vander Pyle)
Back and forth chants of “Dance, Chino, Dance!” and “Kill, Crayz, Kill!” will be heard on the 18th! But that’s only if Vander Pyle is as loud as the audience, which he strangely tends to be. Chino has been on a bit of a hot streak lately, and his impersonation of Vander Pyle at the last AWS 5 For 5 Part 2, has riled up both the manager and his charges. Will this be the time that someone actually breaks Chino in half or will Chino sneak out another victory despite weighing half of what his opponent does?
For all this action, plus the brilliant referee work of Rick Knox, the fantastic ring announcing of Travis Finklestein, the amazing ringside photography of Shanesphotos, the jaw dropping post show editing of Larry Whoziwatsis, and the mind numbingly awesome taking back of ringside stuff by whatever that kid’s name is… BE THERE!!!! Tables, Scrambles and Porky, Oh My!
