By Silverback, PWG Staff Writer
City of Commerce, California – With Pro Wrestling Guerrilla’s (http://www.prowrestlingguerrilla.com) “Are You Adequately Prepared To Rock?” just mere days away, questions are flying left and right about this show such as “Is the show in a bad neighborhood?”, “How much for kids?”, and “Will Joey Ryan hit on my girlfriend?” While we didn’t intend to answer any of those, our financial advisor, Joel J. Silverman, said we really should.The show is not in a safe neighborhood, and the area itself is dangerous to the following ethnicities: African American, Hispanic or those of Latin Origin, Caucasian, Asian, and those of all others. PWG will not be held responsible for muggings, assaults, murders, or all other criminal activities committed against/by you or your party.
Tickets are General Admission, and are $18 for ages 12 and up, $12 for ages 12 and younger (International studies have concluded that while $12 may seem like a very low price, most children ages 6-12 have a higher per capita income than most adults ages 13-95, so we’re banking on that extra money going toward wonderful PWG Merchandise, such as DVDs!) and children 3 and under are free (Infants are by far the poorest age group of any, so PWG is actually giving back to the our under privileged fans, and the community in general.)
Lastly, Joey Ryan WILL hit on your girlfriend, but only if you bring her to see:
The first ever PWG Championship Title Defense, as Frankie Kazarian locking horns with “Fallen Angel” Christopher Daniels and NWA Heavyweight Champion AJ Styles!
The West Coast debut of The Briscoe Brothers! Jay & Mark Briscoe battling the “unlikely, even though they seem to team a lot, duo” of B-Boy & Super Dragon!
The match to determine the Number 1 Contender for the PWG Championship, “The Technical Wizard” Joey Ryan matching up with “Shooting Star” Bobby Quance!
TARO taking on “Scrap Iron” Adam Pearce (with C. Edward Vanderpyle)!
The Ballard Brothers (Shane & Shannon Ballard) facing the X-Foundation (“Professional Professor” Scott Lost & “Funky” Billy Kim)!
Team Chismo (Disco Machine & Excalibur) squaring off with “Photogenic” Chris Bosh & Quicksilver!
Hook Bomberry locking up with Scorpio Sky!
and Mr. Excitement, Phoenix Star & Charles Mercury grappling with the team of Lil’ Cholo, Zokre & Top Gun Talwar!
Also as a reminder, DVD copies of the PWG Debut Show ($20.00) and “Bad Ass Mother 3000” Tournament ($30.00) will be available, but fans still have time to take advantage of our, according to Joel J. Silverman, “very generous” pre-order offer for the “Bad Ass Mother 3000” 4-Disc DVD Set! By going to http://www.prowrestlingguerrilla.com and pre-ordering the DVD before Friday, October 3, 2003, you can get it for only $26.99 (+ $3.95 Shipping & Handling!) That’s a savings of 3 dollars and one cent! Enough for a torta!
“Are You Adequately Prepared To Rock?”, which takes place Saturday, October 4, 2003, at the Westside Jewish Community Center, with doors opening at 7:30PM and 8:00PM belltime. The Westside Jewish Community Center is located at 5870 Olympic Blvd., Los Angeles, CA 90036. Tickets are $18, available online at http://www.prowrestlingguerrilla.com, or by mail (PWG Tickets, PO Box 1527, Temple City, CA 91780. Certified checks or money orders only, please.) For more information, please visit http://www.prowrestlingguerrilla.com or email info@prowrestlingguerrilla.com.
