Fans United Wrestling
FUW Dubbies Awards
March 15th 2015
San Diego, Ca
Live from the Comedy Palace in San Diego, The Jon Allen welcomes us to the FU Dubbies and introduces us to the Host for the night, “Tonight in San Diego” Co-host, JESSE EGAN!
Jesse Egan welcomes us to the awards show and gives us a little comedy and talks stories about wrestling and his buddy and fellow comedian (and former San Diego indie wrestler) BOB HANSEN.
He introduces us to Dirty Dan Booblitz and gives us a dirty comedy routine to the delight of the crowd. After Dirty Dan gives us some comedy Mario Mann comes on stage and gives us a little background on his life and gives us some dirty comedy as well.
Jesse Egan back on stage and we now start the awards show
1st awards presenter: Dirty Dan Booblitz
Breakout Start Nominees: Eli Everfly, Rudy, Rasta Lion, Ashley Grace, C-Love, Anthony Idol, Ali Hussien
Winner: Eli Everfly
Dirty Dan also announces the Woman wrestler of the Year
Nominees: Ashley Grace, Kitana Vera, Tranny, Hudson Envy, and Terra Callaway
Winner: Ashley Grace
Jesse Egan now introduces THE Wrestling Matt on stage as the next presenter
Referee of the year, Winner: Chazz Richards!
Chazz Richards not present, he went to get C-Love a cheeseburger
Nominees for promo of the year: Whats in a Name with Wrestling Matt, Hoooka Lounge, Joey Invades
Winner: Hooka Lounge with Ali Hussein
Ali and Bruce get on stage to accept award but Wrestling Matt goes on stage and demands a recount
Next award: Trick or Beating best costume
Nominees: Every member of the roster!
Winner: Anthony Idol as Hulk Hogan
Jesse introduces next guest magician William Draven. William does some amazing magic on stage and entertains the crowd.
Jesse back on stage and introduces next presenter Anthony Idol
Nominees for WTF moment: Maldecido puts Rasta Lion thru table, Eli Everfly crashes threw ceiling light, Ashley Grace vs. Tranny, Cactus Matt slams Dark Usagi on thumbtacks, Jon Allen elimanted in Rumble
Winner: Cactus Matt slams Dark “Sting” Usagi on thumbtacks
C-love next presenter Tag Team/Stable of the Year Nominees: Wildsiders, Crazy Entertainment, Rasta Klowns, Cute Little Fuckers
Winners: Wildsiders (Anthony Idol & Dark Usagi)
Jesse introduces Jon Allen to present the award for Best Manager: Nominees: Lizzy Sunshine, Dirty Dan, Suske Saito, Ric Dynamic
Winner: Lizzy Sunshine (Jacob Diez accepts award for his lovely valet)
Suske Saito was the next presenter for the Finisher of the year Nominees: Shady, Jacob Diez, Dark Usagi, Rudy, and Damon Divine
Winner: Rudy w/ The Diet Pepsi Plunge
Bruce Gwarstein attacks Ashely Grace, out of jealousy for winning the award. A fight breaks out between Rudy, Bruce, Ali and Wrestling Matt. Numerous wrestler broke up the fight, with Jon warning Ali Hussein and Bruce Gwarstien to get out of the comedy Palace or they will be fired.
Next presenter: Superfan Jason Doering for Match of the year:
Winner: Eli Everfly vs. Jacob “The Riot” Diez
Last presenter: Mike Draven (SoCalUncensored writer) for Wrestler of the year Nominees: Damon Devine, Jacob “The Riot” Diez, Shady, and Dark Usagi
Winner: Jacob “The Riot” Diez
Jesse Egan thanks the crowd for coming out to the show and hopes to see us all NEXT YEAR!
FU DUBBIES RESULTS: (by Jason Doering)