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SmooveK
12-05-2004, 08:17 AM
You can blame the XPW influence, maybe?

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CHATSWORTH, Calif., Dec. 3 /PRNewswire/ -- Red Light District, a leading production company that specializes in hard-core gonzo films and distributors of the hugely popular 1 Night in Paris video featuring the heiress to the Hilton hotel fortune, today announced they will distribute the sex video of world renowned wrestler Joanie Laurer, known to millions of fans as Chyna.

1 Night in China, that features Laurer and her boyfriend, professional wrestler Sean Waltman also known as X-PAC, will be available December 13, 2004. The video will be available in domestic, international and online adult video stores with an MSRP of $39.00. Red Light District also included four special scenes that showcase the company's other successful titles.

The video was something that my boyfriend and I taped for our own personal pleasure, said Joanie Laurer, a former WWF wrestler. However, when an outside party got hold of it, I decided to make a preemptive strike and release the video myself. I'm proud of my performance in the video and feel confident that my fans throughout the world will love it.

Joanie is an international celebrity with a huge fan base and we are very confident that this video will be immensely popular, said David Joseph, president Red Light District. It's clear that there is symmetry between the fans of professional wrestling and consumers of adult entertainment, and the viewers won't be disappointed.

1 Night in China was shot on location throughout China while Laurer and Waltman were on an Asian vacation. Laurer, whose cover of Playboy is the best-selling issue in the magazine's history, also will be staring on the fourth season of VH1's The Surreal Life, airing January 9, 2005.

Recently Red Light District's 1 Night in Paris, video has sold more than 400,000 copies and is considered to be the best selling video of all time. It recently won Best Selling Title of the Year and Best Renting Title of the Year by Adult Video News (AVN).

About Red Light District Video: Founded in 1999 in Chatsworth, California, Red Light District Video is an award-winning, production company specializing in hard-core, gonzo films. With hundreds of videos, including 1 Night in Paris, the company has become home to celebrity pornography, in addition to maintaining the sexiest and raunchiest video library in the business. For more information, please visit the company website at clubredlight.com.

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-K

The Big Man
12-05-2004, 10:05 AM
Am I the only one who has noticed that any time a "celebrity" has a new project that they need to promote, a sex tape suddenly appears out of nowhere?

Super Rebel
12-06-2004, 06:43 PM
LOL so true....

I wouldnt watch that tape if held by gun point....

Jay Cal
12-09-2004, 03:52 PM
I would. I think it would be interesting to see Chyna man-handle Xpac

SmooveK
01-07-2005, 01:27 PM
Well, for those of you too timid to buy the tape of X-Pac and Chyna diddling in China, here's a hearty review with pictures...

You are warned... DO NOT CLICK THE PICTURE LINKS ON THE SITE UNLESS YOU ARE IN PRIVATE AND STRONGER THAN THE AVERAGE BEAR.

Something Awful's Horrors of Porn: "One Night in China" (http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2594)

-K

Dustin Allen
01-07-2005, 04:44 PM
LOL!!

The "movie review" was hilarious.

The pic of Chyna's penis...err clitoris was just as sickening and disturbing as any of those Iraqi terrorist beheading videos.

Seriouly.


Why did I click on that link? :(


*Shudder*


Dustin

Super Rebel
01-11-2005, 06:20 PM
I cant find my trash can......*pukes on computer screen*

Dustin Allen
01-11-2005, 09:41 PM
Originally posted by Super Rebel ,

I cant find my trash can......*pukes on computer screen*


Here it is, almost five days after seeing those horrible pictures and I still can't get that image out of my head.

I'm serious. When I close my eyes all I can see is that hideous image of Chyna's clitoris. :(

*Puts gun in mouth and blows brains all over wall*


Dustin