By Silverback, PWG Staff Writer
Chinese Camp, CA – Much like America’s favorite feline Garfield, Pro Wrestling Guerrilla (http://www.prowrestlingguerrilla.com) is a big fan of lasagna, and the subject of a major motion picture. To celebrate the release of the new Tom Hanks feature “The Terminal,” which is loosely based on PWG, we present “Rocktoberfest!!” on Saturday, June 19th at the Santa Ana Elks Lodge, which will function as the film’s unofficial premiere. While we can’t guarantee that the film will actually be shown at the event, we can guarantee a fantastic night of professional wrestling action, and a possible appearance by big time Hollywood star Tom Hanks! (It is plausible that Tom Hanks might buy a ticket to the show, isn’t it?)PWG’s “Rocktoberfest!!” will feature:
After the events of May’s “44 Ways To Kill You With A Pimento,” Commissioner Paul T created “Rocktoberfest!!” in some sort of perverse plot to further certain hatred and rivalries that exist in PWG! Despite unclear motives, Puma has seemingly aligned himself with the team of Ricky Reyes, Rocky Romero, and Samoa Joe. There are many theories as to why this has occurred, but the simplest explanation (which is often the best) is that Bobby Quance is a huge fan of cookies, and Puma isn’t! In fact, nothing disgusts him more than cookies, and therefore, these two men will battle not only for their pride, but who’s culinary taste reigns supreme!
After his impressive victory over Scorpio Sky at “44 Ways…,” B-Boy demanded a “main event level” match from Commissioner Paul T. Because Paul T is not accustomed to receiving threats and demands from the likes of B-Boy, he was taken aback and needed some time to think. After a game of Street Fighter II and some long division to clear his head, he did what any clear thinking Asian-American would have done, and decided to punish the “New Age Punisher” in the most sadistic way possible. Well, he could have killed him, or simply not put B-Boy on the show, but opted instead to make him face off with Samoa Joe, who many consider the most dangerous man in wrestling today. If B-Boy can defeat Samoa Joe, surely he would be in line for a title shot. If Samoa Joe comes out on top, B-Boy will be in line for months of intense physical therapy.
Interoffice Memo
From: T, Paul, Commissioner
To: Staff, PWG
Message: Hey, this s–t will rule, so we be puttin’ it on the show.
Super Dragon & Excalibur (c) vs. Scott Lost & Joey Ryan
After defeating The Ballard Brothers and subsequently banishing them from Pro Wrestling Guerrilla, the X-Foundation find themselves one step from the top of the PWG Tag Team Division, however tag champions Super Dragon & Excalibur are not the biggest obstacles the X-Foundation need to overcome. Over the past few months, fans have witnessed the storybook romance of Scott Lost and Joey Ryan unravel before their eyes, but their relationship has endured long enough to climb the tag team ladder. Will the titles that so easily divided the X-Foundation be the promise ring that keeps them together, or the force that splits the up for good? Do Super Dragon & Excalibur care about the delicate nature of the X-Foundation’s relationship, or are they just concerned with defending the PWG tag tiles a record 2nd time! Or just with seeing Garfield The Movie? Who knows! But you’ll find out on June 19th!
Adam Pearce (c) vs. Frankie Kazarian vs. Babi Slymm vs. ???
Interoffice Memo
From: T, Paul, Commissioner
To: Staff, PWG
Message: It is with great joy… I mean deep regret that I must announce that SoCal’s own 9 foot lucha master, Hardkore Kidd, will be unable to attend the next PWG show. All my hatred aside, I wish him the best of luck in WWE, and I hope they are smart enough to bring El Jefe too. Now the rest of those three fools hate each other, so we gotta find somebody crazy enough to jump in there and take the title from Pearce.
Plus Scorpio Sky, Quicksilver, Disco Machine, Top Gun Talwar, Chris Bosh, Charles
Mercury, Sal & Vito Thomaselli, and Apollo Kahn are scheduled to appear!
Also, watch for a major anouncement regarding Pro Wrestling Guerrilla DVD’s in the next few weeks!
Pro Wrestling Guerrilla “Rocktoberfest!!” takes place Saturday, June 19, 2004 at the Santa Ana Elks Lodge, at 8:00PM. The Santa Ana Elks Lodge is located at 212 S. Elk Lane, Santa Ana, CA 92701. Tickets are only $15 each, and will be available at the door. For more information, please visit http://www.prowrestlingguerrilla.com or email info@prowrestlingguerrilla.com.
