Sorry it’s been so long, been out of the country. This time around I’ve decided to be more constructive in my column. XPW has taken a lot of grief over the Supreme incident. I’m going to give them ideas on how to change their public image.
Instead of a deathmatch they can have a friendship match. The object would be to give your opponent a hug.
Pogo can cut a promo where he crys. Everyone feels bad when a clown cries.
After Pogo cries Kaos can give him a puppy. Wouldn’t that make everyone feel good?
All wrestlers entrance music can be replaced by songs from the Archies. Never met anyone who dislikes the Archies.
If they do have another deathmatch it should involve water baloons in some way. Thats always good for a laugh.
Kraq should ride to the ring on a bicycle and Angel can be in his basket. Everyone would think of E.T. and smile.
Instead of in a cage, Messiah can fight Sabu in a giant aquarium with tropical fish. It would be soothing to the soul.
Three words: Lady Victoria and Jello.
On XPW TV Vic Grimes can be seen eating lots of burritos and stuff throughout the show, then at the end he can use the restroom. Then they can have Leroy clean the restroom. Man, imagine the laughs.
The Sandman can wear pajamas to the ring and instead of caning people he can throw sand in their eyes that makes them sleep. Then he can cane them when they don’t expect it.
All the websites can be petitioned to not call them empty seats but instead person challenged seats.
They could sell cotton candy at the snack bar and everyone can chant “cotton candy”.
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Well, the last show I went to was CCW on June 30th. It is sad that it was the last CCW show but even sadder 2 of the last 3 matches in CCW’s history stunk. Oh well, I’ll still miss CCW.
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I don’t have much to write this time. Once I get back in the groove hopefully I’ll have more. One last thing, I’d like to say good luck to Ultra Taro Jr. in the future.